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scundered
adj. /ˈskʌn.dəd/ Northern Irish · Ulster Scots -
Northern Irish (and Ulster Scots) for mortified, embarrassed, affronted. The feeling of catching yourself in a moment you'd rather not be in.
What it means depends where you are
The reading shifts across Ulster, from mortified in the east to fed up in the west.
Belfast & the east
Mortified, embarrassed, affronted. The want-the-ground-to-open kind.
Mid-Ulster & the west
Annoyed, fed up. Scundered with the whole carry-on.
Scots, spelled scunnered
Disgusted, sick of something. A notch further again.
Scundered in a sentence
It works as an adjective for that exact flavour of mortification. "I was pure scundered." Most of the time you don't even need the full sentence. The situation says it, and the room nods.
Said "you too" when the waiter said "enjoy your meal".
Said "love you" hanging up to the GP receptionist.
Called the teacher "mum".
Waved at my own reflection in a shop window.
Asked when the baby was due. There was no baby.
Went in for the handshake while they went for the hug.
Replied all. The whole company saw it.
Scundered or scunnered?
Both are real and close cousins, from the same old root scunner.
Scundered · Northern Irish
Leans into embarrassment. In Belfast and mortified? You're scundered.
Scunnered · Scots
Leans into being fed up or disgusted. Sick of the whole thing.
Where it comes from
"Scundered" comes from the Ulster Scots tradition, alive across Northern Ireland and parts of Scotland. The Scots variant scunnered tilts more towards "fed up" or "sick of". The Northern Irish reading leans into mortification, the specific kind that makes you wish you could be folded into the carpet. Related to scunner, a strong feeling of disgust or annoyance, which still does the rounds in everyday speech.
Common questions
What does scundered mean?
Scundered means mortified, embarrassed or affronted. It's a Northern Irish and Ulster Scots word for the feeling of catching yourself in a moment you'd rather not be in.
Is it scundered or scunnered?
Both are correct. Scundered is the Northern Irish spelling and means embarrassed. Scunnered is the Scots spelling and means fed up or disgusted. They share the same root.
How do you use scundered in a sentence?
Use it as an adjective for embarrassment. For example: "I was pure scundered when I waved back at someone who wasn't waving at me."
Where is the word scundered used?
Mainly in Northern Ireland, especially Belfast and the east, and across parts of Ulster. It comes from the Ulster Scots tradition shared with Scotland.
Want to know how it feels?
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
We turned the feeling into a party game. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers they'll deny later, and nobody owns up until the reveal. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- beamer /ˈbiː.mər/ noun A reddened face caused by embarrassment. If scundered is the feeling, a beamer is its visible evidence.
- scunnered /ˈskʌn.ərd/ adjective Fed up; sick of something. The Scots half of the scunner family.
- redner /ˈrɛd.nər/ noun The Belfast word for the red face that arrives with the feeling.
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Why a studio called Scundered
Short version: it's a brilliant word, it's from where I'm from, and it captures how I feel about most of what the app industry has become. The longer version is on the about page.
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A wee dictionary
A small dictionary of Northern Irish words: what they mean, how they're said, and how they're used. The studio is named after one of them.
- scundered /ˈskʌn.dəd/ adjective Mortified, embarrassed, affronted. The feeling of catching yourself in a moment you'd rather not be in. Full entry →
- affronted /əˈfrɒn.tɪd/ adjective Embarrassed, mortified, often on somebody else's behalf. The Northern Irish sense, a step away from the standard English insulted. Full entry →
- banjaxed /ˈbæn.dʒækst/ adjective Broken, wrecked or ruined; of a person, exhausted. The washing machine is banjaxed, and so are you. Full entry →
- beamer /ˈbiː.mər/ noun A reddened face caused by embarrassment. Used with take: to take a beamer. Full entry →
- beezer /ˈbiː.zər/ adjective Excellent, brilliant. Said of anything that turned out well: a beezer of a day, a beezer of a goal. Full entry →
- eejit /ˈiː.dʒɪt/ noun A fool, an idiot, usually said with more affection than malice. Full entry →
- geg /ɡɛɡ/ noun A laugh; a joke; a person or situation that delivers one. Full entry →
- melter /ˈmɛl.tər/ noun A person who does your head in. Nearly always a pure melter. Full entry →
- mortified /ˈmɔː.tɪ.faɪd/ adjective Deeply embarrassed; humiliated. Standard English, run at full Northern Irish intensity: pure mortified. Full entry →
- redner /ˈrɛd.nər/ noun A bright red face brought on by embarrassment; the Belfast word for it. Used with take: to take a redner. Full entry →
- scunnered /ˈskʌn.ərd/ adjective Fed up; sick of something; disgusted. The Scots cousin of scundered, tilted towards weariness rather than embarrassment. Full entry →
- situation /ˌsɪ.tʃuˈeɪ.ʃən/ noun Any event whatsoever, from a queue to a crisis. In Northern Ireland nothing simply happens; there is a situation, and frequently a whole situation. Full entry →
- wick /wɪk/ adjective Rubbish, useless, disappointing. The standing one-word review for anything that fell flat. Full entry →
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beamer
n. /ˈbiː.mər/ Northern Irish · Scottish -
A reddened face caused by embarrassment; the visible blush of someone caught out. Used with take: to take a beamer.
If scundered is the feeling, a beamer is its visible evidence: the blush that gives you away. The word is common across Northern Ireland and Scotland. Around Belfast the same face is also called a redner.
Beamer in a sentence
Beamer pairs with take: you take a beamer rather than have one, and it is usually a pure beamer.
Sang "happy birthday to you too" back at the waiters.
Tripped over absolutely nothing in front of the whole bus stop.
Got caught checking my reflection in the butcher's window.
Common questions
What does beamer mean?
A beamer is a bright red face brought on by embarrassment. It's used across Northern Ireland and Scotland. You take a beamer when you're caught in a moment you'd rather not be in.
Is it beamer or redner?
Both name the same red face. Beamer is heard across Northern Ireland and Scotland; redner is more of a Belfast word.
How do you use beamer in a sentence?
With the verb take: "I took a pure beamer when the teacher read my note out to the class."
What's the difference between beamer and scundered?
Scundered describes the feeling of being mortified; a beamer is the visible result. You're scundered on the inside and take a beamer on the outside.
Want a roomful of them?
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
A party game engineered to hand out beamers. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers in secret, and the reveal does the rest. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- scundered /ˈskʌn.dəd/ adjective Mortified, embarrassed, affronted. The feeling that causes the beamer in the first place.
- redner /ˈrɛd.nər/ noun The same red face, in its Belfast form.
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banjaxed
adj. /ˈbæn.dʒækst/ Irish · Northern Irish -
Broken, wrecked, ruined; of a person, exhausted. The washing machine is banjaxed, the plan is banjaxed, and after the week you have had, so are you.
Irish in origin and used the length of the island, banjaxed covers machinery that has given up and people who have. Its etymology is genuinely unknown, which feels right for a word about things beyond repair.
Banjaxed in a sentence
Things are banjaxed when they are broken; people are banjaxed when they are wrecked. Both uses are everyday.
The lawnmower coughed once and died mid-stripe.
Up at five with the dog, asleep at the dinner table by seven.
The telly gave up at kick-off.
Common questions
What does banjaxed mean?
Broken, wrecked or ruined. A machine can be banjaxed, a plan can be banjaxed, and a person can be banjaxed after a long week.
Can a person be banjaxed?
Yes. Said of people it means exhausted, done in, fit for nothing.
Where does banjaxed come from?
Ireland, in the early twentieth century; the OED marks the origin unknown, perhaps originally Dublin slang. Beyond that, nobody knows.
How do you use banjaxed in a sentence?
"The washing machine is banjaxed" or "I am absolutely banjaxed".
Before the room's banjaxed
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game for the start of the night, not the end of it. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers in secret, and the reveal does the rest. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- wick /wɪk/ adjective Rubbish, useless, disappointing. Where banjaxed is broken, wick merely let you down.
- melter /ˈmɛl.tər/ noun A person who does your head in. A leading cause of feeling banjaxed.
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beezer
adj. /ˈbiː.zər/ Northern Irish · Scottish -
Excellent, brilliant, great. Said of anything that turned out well: a beezer of a day, a beezer of a goal.
Most of this dictionary specialises in things going wrong; beezer is the entry for when they go right. It approves of days, goals, deals and news, and is heard across Northern Ireland and Scotland. Its exact opposite is wick. In older British slang a beezer was a nose, which is not the sense you will hear in Belfast.
Beezer in a sentence
Beezer works directly, "that was beezer", or as a noun, "a beezer of a day".
The rain stayed off for the whole barbecue.
The bins were already out when we remembered them.
Teacher was off and we watched a video instead.
Common questions
What does beezer mean?
Beezer means excellent or brilliant. It approves of anything that turned out well: a beezer of a day, a beezer of a goal.
How do you use beezer in a sentence?
Either directly, "that was beezer", or as a noun, "a beezer of a day".
Where does beezer come from?
It seems to have started around Tayside in Scotland, and the Dundee comic The Beezer, printed from 1956 to 1993, carried it into every newsagent in the country. Northern Ireland kept it.
Does beezer mean nose?
In old British slang it did. In Northern Ireland and Scotland today it means excellent; the nose sense has mostly faded.
A beezer of a night in
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game for the room you're in. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers in secret, and the reveal does the rest. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- wick /wɪk/ adjective Rubbish, useless, disappointing. The exact opposite of beezer.
- geg /ɡɛɡ/ noun A laugh; a joke. A beezer of a night usually contains several.
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eejit
n. /ˈiː.dʒɪt/ Irish · Northern Irish -
A fool, an idiot, usually said with more affection than malice. Full commitment to the foolishness earns the upgrade to buck eejit.
Spoken across the whole island of Ireland, eejit is idiot put through the accent and softened on the way. It lands somewhere between an insult and a pet name; context and tone decide which. An eejit is rarely scundered by their own carry-on, which is most of the problem.
Eejit in a sentence
Eejit attaches to people, including yourself, and is at its warmest with a "ye" in front: away on, ye eejit.
Pushed the pull door at the bank. Twice.
Texted "on my way" from the sofa.
Insisted on the shortcut. We arrived forty minutes late.
Common questions
What does eejit mean?
Eejit means a fool or an idiot, usually said with affection. It is softer than the word it comes from.
What is a buck eejit?
An eejit with commitment. The buck makes it worse: not just foolish, but enthusiastically so.
Is eejit offensive?
Rarely. Among friends and family it is closer to a pet name. Tone decides.
Where is eejit used?
Across the whole island of Ireland, north and south.
Every room has an eejit
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game where every scenario is about someone in the room. The eejit gets named early and often. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- melter /ˈmɛl.tər/ noun A person who does your head in. An eejit you cannot get away from.
- banjaxed /ˈbæn.dʒækst/ adjective Broken, wrecked, exhausted. The usual state of whatever the eejit borrowed.
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geg
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A laugh; a joke; a person or situation that delivers one. A good night is a geg, and so is the mate who made it one.
Related to the craic but smaller and more specific: the craic describes the whole night, a geg is one of the bits you retell afterwards. A person can be a geg, a night can be a geg, and the retelling usually counts as one too. The best gegs come at somebody's expense, and that somebody is usually left scundered.
Geg in a sentence
Usually with "what a" or "pure" in front, and calling a person "a quare geg" is, in Northern Irish fashion, a high compliment.
The dog made it into the wedding speeches.
Granny won the quiz and gloated for a week.
He fell asleep in the photo booth. We kept the strip.
Common questions
What does geg mean?
A geg is a laugh: a joke, a funny person or a funny situation. "What a geg" approves of any of the three.
What does it mean if someone is a geg?
That they are good value: funny, game and worth having in the room.
Is geg the same as craic?
They are related. The craic describes the whole night; a geg is one of the bits you retell afterwards.
How do you use geg in a sentence?
"The quiz was a pure geg" or "he is a quare geg", which in Northern Irish fashion is a high compliment.
After a geg?
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game built for exactly that. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers in secret, and the reveal does the rest. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- beezer /ˈbiː.zər/ adjective Excellent, brilliant. The kind of night that produces gegs.
- eejit /ˈiː.dʒɪt/ noun A fool, said with affection. Frequently the source of the geg.
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melter
n. /ˈmɛl.tər/ Northern Irish -
A person who does your head in: relentlessly annoying, repetitive or hard work. Nearly always a pure melter.
From the complaint my head is melted: the melter is the one doing the melting. It covers persistence, repetition and volume rather than malice. A melter usually means well; that is part of the condition.
Melter in a sentence
Melter rarely travels without pure or absolute in front of it, and situations qualify as well as people.
Asked if the bruise was sore. Five separate times.
Explained my own job to me at a wedding.
Sent three voice notes, each one longer than the last.
Common questions
What does melter mean?
A melter is a person who does your head in: relentlessly annoying, repetitive or hard work, though rarely malicious.
What is a pure melter?
The standard intensified form. Melter rarely travels without pure or absolute in front of it.
Where does melter come from?
From the complaint "my head is melted". The melter is the one doing the melting.
How do you use melter in a sentence?
"He is a pure melter" or, about a situation, "that meeting was a melter".
Find your melter
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game where every scenario is about someone in the room. The melter gets found out by round two. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- eejit /ˈiː.dʒɪt/ noun A fool, said with affection. The melter and the eejit are sometimes the same person.
- scundered /ˈskʌn.dəd/ adjective Mortified, embarrassed, affronted. The word the studio is named after.
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wick
adj. /wɪk/ Northern Irish -
Rubbish; useless; disappointing. The all-purpose Northern Irish review for anything that let you down: the film was wick, the weather is wick.
The standing one-word review for anything that disappointed. Films, weather, refereeing decisions and cancelled plans are all wick. No connection to the candle part; only the spelling matches. Its exact opposite is beezer. There is a second use worth knowing: to feel wick is to feel embarrassed, a notch short of scundered.
Wick in a sentence
Wick works on its own, "that's wick", or attached to whatever fell flat.
Two hours in the queue and they closed at our turn.
The headliner played four songs and left.
Sports day. Indoors. Again.
Common questions
What does wick mean in Northern Ireland?
Wick means rubbish, useless or disappointing. "That's wick" is the standard review for anything that fell flat.
How do you use wick in a sentence?
"The film was wick", "the weather has been wick all week", or just "wick" on its own.
Is wick related to a candle wick?
No. The Northern Irish wick is a separate word entirely; only the spelling matches. "Gets on my wick" is a different, British-wide idiom again.
What does feel wick mean?
To feel embarrassed or ashamed, for yourself or somebody else: a notch short of scundered. "I felt pure wick for him."
Where is wick used?
Mainly Northern Ireland. It travels poorly; in England nobody knows what you are on about.
The opposite of wick
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game for the room you're in. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers in secret, and the reveal does the rest. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- beezer /ˈbiː.zər/ adjective Excellent, brilliant. The exact opposite of wick.
- banjaxed /ˈbæn.dʒækst/ adjective Broken, wrecked. Where wick merely let you down, banjaxed is beyond repair.
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scunnered
adj. /ˈskʌn.ərd/ Scots · Ulster Scots -
Fed up; sick of something; disgusted. The Scots cousin of scundered, tilted towards weariness rather than embarrassment.
Scundered and scunnered are close cousins from the same root, scunner, and they split the meaning between them: the Northern Irish scundered took embarrassment, the Scots scunnered took weariness and disgust. You are scundered when you wave at a stranger; you are scunnered with the weather, the traffic and the price of everything.
Scunnered in a sentence
Scunnered usually takes with: scunnered with the weather, with the traffic, with the whole carry-on.
Third cancelled train this week.
Rain for the twelfth Saturday running.
They moved the good biscuits aisle again.
Common questions
What does scunnered mean?
Scunnered means fed up, sick of something or disgusted. It is the Scots and Ulster Scots cousin of scundered.
What is the difference between scunnered and scundered?
They share the root scunner. Scunnered, the Scots form, means fed up or disgusted; scundered, the Northern Irish form, means embarrassed or mortified.
How do you use scunnered in a sentence?
Usually with with: "I am scunnered with this weather", or simply "I am pure scunnered".
What is a scunner?
The root word: a strong feeling of disgust, or the thing causing it. A bad road, a bad referee and a bad week can all be a pure scunner.
Scunnered with the usual night in?
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game for the room you're in. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers in secret, and the reveal does the rest. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- scundered /ˈskʌn.dəd/ adjective Mortified, embarrassed, affronted. The Northern Irish half of the scunner family.
- wick /wɪk/ adjective Rubbish, useless, disappointing. A reliable cause of feeling scunnered.
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redner
n. /ˈrɛd.nər/ Belfast · Northern Irish -
A bright red face brought on by embarrassment; the Belfast word for it. Used with take: to take a redner.
Belfast's own word for the blush. If scundered is the feeling, the redner is the broadcast: the same face the rest of Northern Ireland and Scotland calls a beamer.
Redner in a sentence
Like beamer, redner takes the verb take, and it is nearly always a pure redner.
My song came on and somebody said "here we go".
Got a round of applause for tripping in the canteen.
The barber showed me the back of my head and I said lovely twice.
Common questions
What does redner mean?
A redner is a bright red face brought on by embarrassment. It is Belfast slang, used with take: you take a redner.
Is it redner or beamer?
The same face. Redner is the Belfast word; beamer is heard more widely across Northern Ireland and Scotland.
How do you use redner in a sentence?
With the verb take: "I took a pure redner when my song came on".
What is the difference between redner and scundered?
Scundered is the feeling of being mortified; the redner is what your face does about it.
Redners on demand
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game where every scenario is about someone in the room. Redners all round at the reveal. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- beamer /ˈbiː.mər/ noun The same red face, in the wider Northern Irish and Scottish form.
- scundered /ˈskʌn.dəd/ adjective Mortified, embarrassed, affronted. The feeling behind the redner.
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affronted
adj. /əˈfrɒn.tɪd/ Northern Irish sense -
Embarrassed, mortified, often on somebody else's behalf. The Northern Irish sense, a step away from the standard English insulted.
Standard English already owned this word; Northern Ireland repurposed it. Elsewhere, to be affronted is to be insulted. Here it means embarrassed, and most distinctively it can be felt on somebody else's behalf: affronted for her. It earns its place in the definition of scundered itself.
Affronted in a sentence
Affronted intensifies with pure, and its signature move is the preposition for: affronted for her, affronted for the waiter, affronted for yourself.
Daddy danced at the formal. Properly danced.
He argued the bill. We were still at the table.
Clapped when the plane landed. Nobody joined in.
Common questions
What does affronted mean in Northern Ireland?
Embarrassed or mortified, often intensified: pure affronted. The Northern Irish sense is about shame rather than insult.
Is the Northern Irish affronted different from standard English?
Yes. In standard English affronted means insulted. In Northern Ireland it shifted towards embarrassed, and the two senses live side by side.
What does affronted for someone mean?
Secondhand embarrassment: mortified on another person's behalf while they carry on oblivious.
What is the difference between affronted and scundered?
Near neighbours. Scundered is the general word for mortified; affronted leans towards embarrassment felt for somebody else.
Affronted, on purpose
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game that manufactures the feeling on purpose. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers in secret, and the reveal does the rest. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- scundered /ˈskʌn.dəd/ adjective Mortified, embarrassed, affronted. The headline word for the whole feeling.
- redner /ˈrɛd.nər/ noun The red face that arrives whether you are affronted for yourself or somebody else.
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mortified
adj. /ˈmɔː.tɪ.faɪd/ English · Northern Irish usage -
Deeply embarrassed; humiliated. Standard English, run at full Northern Irish intensity: pure mortified.
Mortified is the standard English for what Northern Ireland calls scundered; the words define each other. It is also the name of our first game, which was christened months before anybody noticed the dictionary had already joined them up. The full coincidence is on the about page.
Mortified in a sentence
In Northern Ireland mortified rarely travels without pure in front of it, and saying it usually means the same as scundered.
Waved goodbye, then walked the same direction as them.
Phone went off in the quiet bit. Full volume. Mum flashing on screen.
Knocked the tin pyramid in the supermarket.
Common questions
What does mortified mean?
Deeply embarrassed; humiliated. From the Latin for death, which is roughly the level of drama intended.
What does pure mortified mean?
The Northern Irish intensified form. Pure does the work of utterly, and mortified rarely appears without it.
Is mortified the same as scundered?
Mortified is the standard English for what Northern Ireland calls scundered. The two words define each other.
Why is the game called Mortified?
Because the game is about that exact feeling. The studio is named after the Northern Irish word for it; the game took the English one.
The game of the same name
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is our party game about exactly this feeling. Your name lands on the screen, the room writes answers in secret, and nobody owns up until the reveal. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- scundered /ˈskʌn.dəd/ adjective The Northern Irish word for this exact feeling, and the studio namesake.
- affronted /əˈfrɒn.tɪd/ adjective Embarrassed, often on somebody else's behalf. The secondhand variety.
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situation
n. /ˌsɪ.tʃuˈeɪ.ʃən/ Northern Irish usage -
Any event whatsoever, from a queue to a crisis. In Northern Ireland nothing simply happens; there is a situation, and frequently a whole situation.
Standard English saves situation for circumstances that need describing. Northern Ireland deploys it as a verdict. A delay, a disagreement, a dog where a dog should not be: all situations. The word describes everything while admitting nothing, which is exactly the point; the details come out later, usually as a geg, with at least one person left scundered.
Situation in a sentence
Said flat, with no further detail offered. The less said, the bigger it was.
The dog got at the pavlova an hour before they landed in.
Two hen dos, one karaoke machine.
Somebody said the wrong name at the christening.
Common questions
What does situation mean in Northern Ireland?
Any event at all. A queue, a fall-out, a wasp at a barbecue: each one is a situation, reported with the same gravity.
What is a whole situation?
The escalated form. A situation got worse, involved more people, or acquired an audience.
Why do people say there was a situation?
Because it describes everything while admitting nothing. The full story comes out later, usually as a geg.
How do you use situation in a sentence?
"There was a situation at the buffet" or "it turned into a whole situation". Tone carries the detail.
Situations, manufactured
Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
Mortified is a party game that creates a situation every round: your name on the screen, the room writing answers in secret, the reveal pinning each one to whoever wrote it. One person buys, the whole room plays.
See also
- geg /ɡɛɡ/ noun A laugh. What a situation becomes once enough time has passed.
- scundered /ˈskʌn.dəd/ adjective Mortified, embarrassed. The standard condition of whoever caused the situation.
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About
I'm Darren, and I've been a software engineer for the better part of twenty years. Most of that time has been in insurance technology, building websites and apps that quietly do their job in the background of millions of people's lives across the UK. I genuinely love what I do.
Scundered Studio is a separate thing entirely. It's where I get to build whatever I've been turning over in my head, on my own time, with no committee, no roadmap I didn't write, and no one to please but the people who actually want to use the thing. If anyone else likes what I make, that's a bonus. If not, I'll still be using it with my mates.
"Scundered" is Northern Irish for mortified. I picked it because I'm Northern Irish, it's a cracking word, and I reckoned it'd look class on a hoody. Then I realised it summed up exactly how I feel about most of what the app industry has become.
I'm not signing up for the grind. Running servers, answering support tickets at three in the morning, building telemetry pipelines, watching growth dashboards. All genuinely hard work, none of it the part I want to spend my evenings on. The first few apps from this studio are offline by design. They collect nothing, don't talk to servers, hold no accounts. No data leaves your device, because there's nowhere for it to go.
What I build at Scundered
Apps and party games. Mortified's the first one out, now on Google Play. Google Play first, then iOS. One fair price up front. No micro-transactions, no advertising, no data sold, no AI trained on you. Party games meant to be played in the same room with your mates, not over a headset on a Discord call. Tools that do one thing properly. The kind of apps I'd want to use myself, with friends and family, or on my own.
Content updates land when an app actually needs them, not on a quarterly drip-feed engineered to make a graph go up.
One more thing
The first game out the door is called Mortified. I named it months before I noticed the English-language definition of "scundered" is, literally, mortified. I'm doing my best to act cool about this.
Why now
Running my own studio has always been a dream of mine, and one I was a bit too cautious to chase for a while. Then I turned forty, and according to my wife this is a textbook mid-life crisis. So here we are.
Get in touch
If you've an opinion, a bug, an idea, or want to test something early, email darren@scundered.com.
Cheers,Darren
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Legal
Last updated
The required bits, in plain English. Scundered Studio Limited is a private limited company registered in Northern Ireland.
- Company no.
- NI740378
- Incorporated
- Registered office
- Ground Floor, Gallery Building, 65–69 Dublin Road, Belfast, BT2 7HG
- Public record
- Companies House ↗
- Contact
- admin@scundered.com
Documents
- Privacy policyHow we handle personal data. Short, because we collect very little.v1.0 · 10 May 2026
- Cookie policyStrictly-necessary only. No analytics, ads or tracking cookies.v1.0 · 10 May 2026
- Terms of useThe rules for using this site. Northern Ireland law applies.v1.0 · 10 May 2026
- AccessibilityOur commitment, and how to flag anything that isn't working for you.v1.0 · 10 May 2026
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Privacy policy
Last updated: · Version 1.0
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This policy explains how Scundered Studio Limited handles personal data when you visit scundered.com or use our apps. We've kept it short because we collect very little.
Who we are
Scundered Studio Limited (registered in Northern Ireland, company number NI740378, Ground Floor, Gallery Building, 65–69 Dublin Road, Belfast, BT2 7HG) is the data controller for the personal data described in this policy. (UK GDPR Article 13(1)(a).)
For privacy queries, contact support@scundered.com.
What we collect on this website
When you visit scundered.com, we record limited information about your visit through Google Analytics 4 ("GA4"):
- Approximate location (country / region . derived from your IP address; we do not store the IP itself)
- Device type, screen size, operating system, and browser
- Pages viewed and time spent
- The website that referred you (if any)
- An ephemeral session identifier that lasts only for the current visit
We've configured GA4 in cookieless mode using Google Consent Mode v2 with all defaults set to "denied". This means:
- No analytics cookies (
_ga,_gidetc.) are set on your device. - No persistent identifier is created . we cannot recognise you across sessions or across devices.
- IP addresses are processed only to derive your country/region and are not stored by Google in your visit record.
Our hosting provider (Cloudflare) processes your IP address to deliver the site and to mitigate abuse (for example, blocking bot traffic). Cloudflare retains raw security logs for a short period (typically up to 30 days) and then deletes them.
We do not collect names, email addresses, payment details, or any other directly identifying information through this website. We do not run contact forms, accounts, or e-commerce on this site.
Registering interest in an app
Some of our app pages let you tap "Register your interest" for an app that isn't on a given store yet. When you do, we record that an interest was registered, which app it was for and which platform (Android or iOS), through Google Analytics 4. It's anonymous: no name, no identifier, nothing that points back to you. It only helps us count how many people want an app, so we can decide what to build next.
To avoid counting the same browser twice, we store one small functional flag in your browser's local storage once you've registered. It's a true/false marker, not an identifier, and it never leaves your device. See the Cookie policy for more on local storage.
What we collect through our apps
Each app we publish has its own privacy practices, described in an app-specific section below. As a baseline, none of our apps:
- collect data without telling you,
- sell your data, or
- share your data with advertisers.
If we ever change this baseline, we'll update this policy and flag it on the homepage.
Why we use it
We use website analytics to understand how people find the site and which content is useful, so we can improve it.
Legal basis: legitimate interest under UK GDPR Article 6(1)(f). Our legitimate interest is understanding aggregate site usage to improve the service. We've completed a Legitimate Interests Assessment which concluded the impact on individuals is minimal: the data is anonymous in practice, no profiles are built, and you can object at any time (see "Your rights").
Who we share it with
We use the following service providers (data processors) to operate the site:
| Provider | Role | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Cloudflare, Inc. | Website hosting, security, edge delivery | Global edge network; corporate HQ in the United States |
| Google LLC | Analytics (Google Analytics 4) | United States |
Both providers are bound by their own data processing terms (DPAs) under UK GDPR Article 28.
Transfers to the United States. Where personal data is transferred to the US, we rely on:
- Google LLC.the UK Extension to the EU–US Data Privacy Framework ("UK–US Data Bridge"), under which the UK Government has determined that DPF-certified US organisations provide an adequate level of data protection. Google LLC is DPF-certified . verify on the DPF list. (UK adequacy regulations under s.17A DPA 2018.)
- Cloudflare, Inc..the UK International Data Transfer Addendum to the EU Standard Contractual Clauses (UK IDTA), executed as part of Cloudflare's Data Processing Addendum. (UK GDPR Article 46(2)(c).)
We do not sell data, and we do not share it with anyone else.
How long we keep it
Google Analytics retains event data at the shortest available retention period (14 months), after which it is automatically deleted. We do not export, copy, or extend this data into our own systems.
Cloudflare retains security logs for a short period (typically up to 30 days).
Your rights
Under UK GDPR you have the right to:
- Access the personal data we hold about you (Article 15)
- Ask us to correct inaccurate data (Article 16)
- Ask us to delete your data (Article 17)
- Object to our processing (Article 21)
- Restrict processing (Article 18)
- Receive your data in a portable format (Article 20)
- Lodge a complaint with the Information Commissioner's Office (Article 77 . see "Complaints" below)
Because we currently rely on legitimate interest rather than consent, the right to withdraw consent doesn't apply to this site. If we ever rely on consent (for example, for marketing emails) we'll explain it at the point of collection and you'll be able to withdraw it freely.
To exercise any of these rights, email support@scundered.com. We'll respond within one month.
In practice, because the website data we collect doesn't include a persistent identifier, we may not be able to link your specific records to a request . but we'll always reply.
Children
Our apps and website are not directed at children under 13. We don't knowingly collect personal data from children. If you believe a child has provided us with data, please email support@scundered.com and we'll delete it.
Security
We use industry-standard measures to protect personal data: TLS for all connections to the site and our apps; regular security updates to our hosting and analytics infrastructure; least-privilege access controls; and a no-export rule for analytics data (we don't copy it out of GA4 into our own systems).
Complaints
If you're unhappy with how we've handled your data, you have the right to complain to the Information Commissioner's Office (ICO):
- Website: ico.org.uk
- Helpline: 0303 123 1113
We'd appreciate the chance to address your concern first . please email us before going to the ICO.
Changes to this policy
If we change this policy we'll update the "Last updated" date and version above. Material changes will be flagged on the homepage for at least 30 days.
Per-app privacy policies
Each app has its own privacy policy because each one handles data slightly differently. The summary above applies to scundered.com itself; the linked policies cover each app.
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Cookie policy
Last updated: · Version 1.0
Change history
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This page lists the cookies and similar technologies used on scundered.com.
What's a cookie?
A cookie is a small file stored on your device by your browser. Cookies can persist across visits or only last for a single session. UK law (the Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations 2003, "PECR") requires us to tell you about every cookie that isn't strictly necessary, and to ask for your consent before setting one.
Cookies set by this website
We've designed scundered.com to use no non-essential cookies.
The only cookies that may be set are strictly necessary for the security and delivery of the site:
| Cookie | Set by | Purpose | Lifetime |
|---|---|---|---|
__cf_bm | Cloudflare | Bot management . distinguishes humans from bots to protect the site against abuse | 30 minutes |
_cflb | Cloudflare | Load balancing . keeps your requests on the same server during a session | Session |
cf_clearance | Cloudflare | Confirms you've passed a security challenge | Up to 1 year |
These are exempt from the consent requirement under PECR Regulation 6(4)(b) because they are strictly necessary to provide the service you've requested.
Analytics . no cookies
We use Google Analytics 4 in cookieless mode (Google Consent Mode v2 with all defaults set to "denied"). No _ga, _gid, or other analytics cookies are set on your device. See the Privacy policy for what data is processed and on what basis.
Local storage
If you tap "Register your interest" on one of our app pages, we store one small functional item in your browser's local storage to remember you've already registered, so the button doesn't ask you again. It isn't a cookie, it isn't an identifier, and it never leaves your device. Local storage isn't a cookie and falls outside the cookie rules, but we list it here for transparency.
Changes to this policy
If we ever introduce non-essential cookies, we'll add a consent banner before they're set, and we'll list each one here.
Questions
Email support@scundered.com.
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Terms of use
Last updated: · Version 1.0
Change history
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These terms apply to your use of scundered.com. By using the site you agree to them. If you don't agree, please don't use the site.
If you download or use one of our apps, the EULA presented to you in the relevant app store applies to that app . these website terms don't replace it.
About us
The site is operated by Scundered Studio Limited, a private limited company registered in Northern Ireland (company number NI740378, registered office Ground Floor, Gallery Building, 65–69 Dublin Road, Belfast, BT2 7HG). To contact us, email admin@scundered.com.
Information on this site
We've taken reasonable care to make sure information on the site is accurate, but the site is provided "as is" without any representations or warranties (express or implied) that the content is accurate, complete, or up to date. Nothing on the site is intended as professional advice, and you shouldn't rely on it as such.
Acceptable use
You agree not to:
- use the site in a way that breaks any law or regulation;
- attempt to access or interfere with the site's underlying systems, accounts, or other users' data;
- introduce malicious code, conduct security probes without permission, or attempt to overwhelm the service;
- scrape or harvest content for commercial reuse without our written consent.
We may suspend or block access if we reasonably believe you're breaching these terms.
Intellectual property
All content on the site (including the Scundered Studio name, logo, copy, design, and code) is owned by Scundered Studio Limited or its licensors and is protected by copyright, trade mark, and other intellectual property laws.
You may view the site for personal, non-commercial use. You may not copy, reproduce, republish, or commercially exploit any content without our written consent. (Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.)
Links to other sites
The site may contain links to third-party sites (for example, Companies House, the ICO, or app stores). We don't control those sites and aren't responsible for their content or practices. A link from us isn't an endorsement.
Limitation of liability
Nothing in these terms limits liability that can't be limited under UK law (for example, liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence, or for fraud).
Subject to that, to the maximum extent permitted by law, we're not liable to you for:
- any loss of profits, business, contracts, revenue, or anticipated savings;
- any indirect or consequential loss; or
- any loss arising from your use of, or inability to use, the site, or from any content on it.
We don't exclude or limit liability under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 where you're using the site as a consumer.
Privacy
Your use of the site is also governed by our Privacy policy and Cookie policy.
Changes
We may update these terms from time to time. The "Last updated" date and version above show when we last did so. If you keep using the site after a change, you accept the updated terms.
Governing law and jurisdiction
These terms are governed by the laws of Northern Ireland. Disputes will be dealt with by the courts of Northern Ireland (with the usual exception that, if you're a consumer in another part of the UK, you can also bring a claim in your local courts).
Contact
Questions about these terms: admin@scundered.com.
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Accessibility
Last updated: · Version 1.0
We aim to make scundered.com usable by as many people as possible. The site respects your prefers-reduced-motion browser setting and is keyboard-navigable. We're working towards conformance with the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.2 at AA level.
If you have trouble using any part of this site, please email support@scundered.com and we'll do our best to help.
This statement is voluntary . the Public Sector Bodies (Websites and Mobile Applications) Accessibility Regulations 2018 don't apply to us, but the Equality Act 2010 does, and we'd rather just make the site work for everyone.
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Apps
Party games for the room you're in, not a headset and a group call. Mortified's out now on Google Play. Camo's in testing. One price each, no ads, no tracking, no micro-transactions.
- MortifiedThe dignity-shedding party game
Your name shows up on the screen. The room's writing answers they'll deny the moment the names come out. You're writing one too. Nobody finds out who wrote what until after.
Out now -
CamoThe Chameleon & Salamander GameOne shared theme. One Chameleon bluffing it. One Salamander on a different word, who doesn't know they're wrong. Catch them both before they catch the room.
In testing
Latest release
Mortified, our local party game where every scenario is about someone in the room, is out now on Google Play. Released 9 June 2026.
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Mortified
The dignity-shedding party game.
It's your name on the screen. The rest of the room is already writing answers they'll deny the second the names come out. You're writing one too. Nobody finds out who wrote what until the room's already laughed.
Out now
One person buys. The whole room plays.
See it in play.
Real screens from a live room. Swipe through.
Every scenario names one of you.
Every prompt has a real player's name dropped in live, picked round-robin from whoever's in the room. The host's in the rotation along with everyone else. There's no hiding behind a generic question.
Why [Player]'s neighbours stopped saying hello.
Why Conor's neighbours stopped saying hello.
Next round it'll be Holly. Round after, Tom. The spotlight moves until everyone in the room has been under it.
A round, top to bottom.
- Host opens the app. A QR code goes up.
- Room joins. Scan with any phone, tablet, or laptop. No install.
- Scenario drops, with a name. The named player gets it too. They're in the room, they're writing one.
- Everyone writes. The worst answer they can think of. Reveal is simultaneous and anonymous.
- Vote with nods. Three a round by default. Most nods wins.
- Authors revealed. Too late to deny anything.
What you'll get asked.
Real prompts from the packs, with names plugged in the way they'd appear in a real game.
Prompts are written neutral. The mortification is whatever your friends are willing to put under them.
Fifteen packs.
Host picks before kick-off. Mix as many as you like.
Down the Pub
Wetherspoons. The lock-in. The karaoke list. The Mick at the bar.
The Group Chat
The wrong thread. The blue ticks. The screenshot still circulating.
Last Orders
The hours after eleven. The cab home. The kebab the morning didn't ask for.
Search History
The phone has been a witness. The phone is willing to testify.
The Algorithm Knows
The recommendation engines have made their minds up. The Spotify Wrapped that did damage.
Working Hours
HR has been forwarded. Legal is across it.
Romance & Other Disasters
The relationship, mid-crack. The room knows which crack.
At the In-Laws'
The mother-in-law. The spare-room rules. The Christmas in Surrey nobody recovered from.
The Wake and the Wedding
Hat off. Hat on. Buffet open. The photographer's seen things.
The School Run
The playground. The WhatsApp. The head's office. The bake-sale that broke a friendship.
The Neighbours
The fence dispute. The bin night. The postie's notes. The cul-de-sac WhatsApp.
Body of Evidence
The body in the room. Witnesses present.
The Village Committee
Fetes, fundraisers, scout huts, am-dram. The committee has notes.
Adolescent Crimes
Year 9 kept the receipts. The MSN status. The Tipp-Ex tattoo. The Year 11 prom.
Future Tense
The eulogy. The obituary. The Wikipedia page. The bench in the park nobody sits on.
The room it's made for.
Any phone. Any tablet. Wi-Fi or hotspot.
The host runs the app. Everyone else plays from a browser, on whatever they have in their hand. iPhone, Android, an old tablet, a laptop somebody left on the table. Same Wi-Fi as the host, or the host's own hotspot if there's no Wi-Fi. Nothing leaves the host's device. The room dies when the host closes the app.
Keep up with Mortified.
Events, offers and new packs land on the subreddit first.
r/Mortified Privacy
Mortified is offline by design. No cloud, no accounts, no servers we talk to. No analytics. No telemetry. A session runs between phones on your own Wi-Fi, and nothing leaves the room.
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Camo
The Chameleon & Salamander Game.
Everyone sees a secret word from a shared theme. Except the Chameleon, who sees nothing and has to bluff. And the Salamander, who sees a different word from the same theme and doesn't know they're wrong.
One round, three kinds of player.
Pick a theme. The app deals roles in secret. Most of the room knows what's going on. Two of you don't, in different ways.
Sees the secret word. Drops a clue that proves they know it, without giving it away.
Sees a different word from the same theme. Thinks they're playing normally. Their clues sound subtly off, and they don't know why.
Sees no word at all, just a note that says bluff it. Has to sound like they know.
A round, top to bottom.
- Host picks themes. A QR code goes up.
- Room joins. Scan with any phone or tablet. No install.
- Tap to peek. Your card flips and shows your role.
- One word each. Round the table. Prove you know without telling.
- Vote. Who didn't know? The room picks.
- The catch. Got the Chameleon? They get one guess. Right and they steal the round.
Sample words from the packs.
The theme is shared. The word is not.
38 packs across seven categories.
Pick one. Pick five. Mix as many as you like.
British
Cuisine. Telly. Landmarks. Biscuits.
Around the World
American sitcoms, cuisine, sweets.
Screen
Disney, Marvel, DC, Star Wars, LOTR, Harry Potter, Pokémon, Video Games, Classic Movies.
Living World
Animals, Fruits, Dinosaurs, Weather, Space.
Everyday
Food, Jobs, House, Clothing, Hobbies, Emotions, Instruments, Body Parts.
Going Places
Landmarks, Vehicles, Sports, F1, Football Clubs, Car Brands, Holidays.
Imagination
Mythical Creatures. Programming.
Built for the room you're in.
Any phone. Any tablet. Wi-Fi or hotspot.
The host runs the app. Everyone else plays from a browser, on whatever they've got. Same Wi-Fi as the host, or the host's own hotspot if there's no Wi-Fi. Works on the plane, on the train, in the back garden. Nothing leaves the host's device. The room dies when the host closes the app.
Privacy
Camo is offline by design. No cloud, no accounts, no servers we talk to. No analytics. No telemetry. A session runs between phones on your own Wi-Fi, and nothing leaves your network.
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Mortified privacy policy
Last updated: · Version 1.0
This policy describes how the Mortified mobile app, published by Scundered Studio Limited, handles personal data. For the website privacy policy see scundered.com/legal/privacy.
Gameplay data
Mortified is a local-multiplayer game. The host's phone runs the game session over your local Wi-Fi network. Player answers, votes, and scores live on the host's device for the duration of the session and are not transmitted to Scundered Studio or anywhere else.
Analytics
The app does not include any analytics SDK. No usage data, no telemetry, no crash reports. Nothing leaves your phone.
What we never collect
- Names, email addresses, phone numbers.
- Player nicknames or session content.
- Free-text answers or chat messages.
- Persistent identifiers across sessions.
- Location data.
What we never do
- Sell your data.
- Share data with advertisers.
- Use your data to train AI.
- Show advertising in the app.
Your rights and contact
UK GDPR gives you rights of access, correction, deletion, objection and restriction. Email support@scundered.com. Because Mortified doesn't collect anything that could identify you, in practice these requests are usually a quick confirmation that we hold nothing about you.
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Camo privacy policy
Last updated: · Version 1.0
This policy describes how the Camo mobile app, published by Scundered Studio Limited, handles personal data. For the website privacy policy see scundered.com/legal/privacy.
Gameplay data
Camo is a local-multiplayer game. The host's phone runs an embedded local server over your Wi-Fi network. Player clues, votes, and scores exist only for the duration of the session and live on the host device. Nothing is transmitted to Scundered Studio or any third party.
Analytics
The app does not include any analytics SDK. No usage data, no telemetry, no crash reports. Nothing leaves your phone.
What we never collect
- Names, email addresses, phone numbers.
- Player nicknames or session content.
- Free-text input.
- Persistent identifiers across sessions.
- Location data.
What we never do
- Sell your data.
- Share data with advertisers.
- Use your data to train AI.
- Show advertising in the app.
Your rights and contact
UK GDPR gives you rights of access, correction, deletion, objection and restriction. Email support@scundered.com. Because Camo doesn't collect anything that could identify you, in practice these requests are usually a quick confirmation that we hold nothing about you.
Thanks for registering your interest
It genuinely helps us decide what to build next. The more interest an idea gets, the sooner it happens.