The Group Chat
The message Emma sent to the family group chat that was meant for the work one.
The dignity-shredding party game
It names names.
Your name on the screen. The whole room writing the worst thing they can think of. Nobody owns up till the laughing stops.
Free to download, with two full packs. £3.99 unlocks all twenty-two.
Only the host needs Android. Everyone else joins from their own phone, iPhone included.
Offline · No accounts · No wifi needed
A scenario lands on every phone in the room, with someone's name dropped in. Your job is the worst answer you can get away with.
The Group Chat
The message Emma sent to the family group chat that was meant for the work one.
Down the Pub
Why Niall is now banned from their local pub.
Search History
The search Sophie cleared from the history thirty seconds before handing the phone over.
Romance & Other Disasters
The text from Conor's ex that landed mid-Sunday-lunch.
The Group Holiday
What Jake said at airport security that got the whole group pulled aside.
Working Hours
Why Josh no longer has admin access to the shared drive.
Your turn
One real round, scenario to reveal, in just over a minute.
Two ways to find out whether it lands before there is any question of paying, and one price if it does.
Free, on your own
Alex, Blake and Casey will answer, vote, and deny everything at the reveal. A full three rounds, so you can judge for yourself whether your lot could take it.
Then decide who deserves it.
Free, with the room
Two full packs, over a hundred scenarios, up to fifteen people. Only you need the app. Everyone else scans a code and plays from their own browser.
Still nothing to pay.
One purchase, ever
The other twenty packs, all at once. Then write as many of your own as you like and aim them squarely at whoever has it coming.
One person buys. The whole room plays.
Brilliant craic for a party! Highly recommending this to all my friends!
How it plays, start to finish. Swipe through.
Host picks before kick-off. Mix as many as you like.
Down the Pub
Wetherspoons. The lock-in. The karaoke list. The Mick at the bar.
The Group Chat
The wrong thread. The blue ticks. The screenshot still circulating.
Last Orders
The hours after eleven. The cab home. The kebab the morning didn't ask for.
Search History
The phone has been a witness. The phone is willing to testify.
The Algorithm Knows
The recommendation engines have made their minds up. The Spotify Wrapped that did damage.
Working Hours
HR has been forwarded. Legal is across it.
Romance & Other Disasters
The relationship, mid-crack. The room knows which crack.
At the In-Laws'
The mother-in-law. The spare-room rules. The Christmas in Surrey nobody recovered from.
The Wake and the Wedding
Hat off. Hat on. Buffet open. The photographer's seen things.
The School Run
The playground. The WhatsApp. The head's office. The bake-sale that broke a friendship.
The Neighbours
The fence dispute. The bin night. The postie's notes. The cul-de-sac WhatsApp.
Body of Evidence
The body in the room. Witnesses present.
The Village Committee
Fetes, fundraisers, scout huts, am-dram. The committee has notes.
Adolescent Crimes
Year 9 kept the receipts. The MSN status. The Tipp-Ex tattoo. The Year 11 prom.
Future Tense
The eulogy. The obituary. The Wikipedia page. The bench in the park nobody sits on.
The Group Holiday
The villa. The airport security queue. The sun-lounger claimed at dawn. What goes on tour comes straight home.
Halls of Residence
The shared fridge. The freshers' night out. The passive-aggressive bin note. One clean mug between four.
Who Owes Who
The loo trip when the bill lands. The forty quid still owed. The subscription paid for and never used.
The Dinner Party
The starter nobody finishes. The "homemade" that wasn't. The verdict on the host's cooking, host in the room.
It Was the Dog
The lead that came off. The thing the dog ate. The trick nobody's ever once witnessed.
Behind the Wheel
The green light the whole car waits out. The test failed first time. The row with the sat-nav.
Petty Crimes
The self-checkout "carrots". The hotel dressing gown. The all-you-can-eat that asked you to leave.
The twenty-two are a starting point. The rounds that land hardest are the ones only your lot could have written.
Name a pack, write the scenarios, drop a player straight into the line. Your packs sit alongside the originals and deal into the same night, or run an evening of nothing but your own. There's no cap on how many you write, and they're included in the one purchase. The private history, the running joke, the thing too specific for a stranger to have guessed: that's the stuff that does the damage.
Emma opened a room. A QR code goes up on her phone.
Niall, Sophie and Conor scanned in from their browsers. Any phone, tablet or laptop. No install, no accounts.
🔍 Search History · round 03
“The search Niall cleared from the history thirty seconds before handing the phone over.”
Niall gets it too. He's in the room, he's writing one.
the room is writing…
Everyone writes one, Niall included. Nobody sees anyone else’s until the reveal.
“how tall is the average man REALLY”
2 nods
“do seagulls hold grudges”
3 nods
Anonymous until the votes are in. Three nods each to hand out.
Sophie Winner · 3 nods
“do seagulls hold grudges”
Too late to deny anything.
The full night. Everyone answers, the room votes with nods, most nods wins.
End of the night
Answers, then the reveal. No votes, no nods, no winner.
Made for a couples night in, a long train, or a group that can't be fussed keeping score.
Night history
Scored or casual, the night saves to your history afterwards
Pick before kick-off. Switch any time between games.
The host runs the app. Everyone else plays from a browser, on whatever they have in their hand. iPhone, Android, an old tablet, a laptop somebody left on the table. Same Wi-Fi as the host, or the host's own hotspot if there's no Wi-Fi. Nothing leaves the host's device. The room dies when the host closes the app.
Gameplay clips, new packs and release news go up on TikTok and YouTube first.
Mortified is offline by design. No cloud, no accounts, no servers we talk to. No analytics. No telemetry. A session runs between phones on your own Wi-Fi, and nothing leaves the room.
Charade!
The acting game, fed.
4–10 playersOne phone
Your charade
The last biscuit in the tin, defended
Deal a card, hand this phone to your victim, and they act it out in silence. Whoever guesses gets dealt next.
The Duel
Two of you. One kettle.
2 players60 seconds
Your duel
Alternate naming crisp flavours. First to blank makes the tea.
The stakes are traditional and non-negotiable. Best of three for the biscuits as well.
The Letter Round
Name things. Fast.
2–8 playersNo kit
Crisp flavours
Round the circle: things in the category starting with the letter. Hesitate, repeat or blank and you're out.
Who Goes First?
Settle it like adults.
Any numberZero arguments
Phone flat in the middle of the table.
Spin. The arrow picks. Losers are welcome to argue with physics.
The Hunt
Ten finds. Full pomp at the judging.
Pairs or solo20 minutes of peace
Your list
Deal a list, send the teams out, and tap each find as it lands on the judging table. The judge's decision is final and openly accepting bribes.
The Cracker
A joke and a forfeit in every one.
Whole table🎄 Seasonal special
Why did the snowman refuse the carrot? He already nose everything.